Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

We shootin' shit up? Sprayin' some motherfuckers? I can drive-by with the best of'em.

Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

Floyd: You gotta go, both of you. My girlfriend, she'd kill me if she knew I had guests.
Trevor: Not much of a girlfriend if she don't like your family. Now would you get me a fucking drink? I'm not gonna ask you again!

Mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done.