A Quote from GTA IV
Dimitri Rascalov, Niko
Dimitri Rascalov: I want to buy you a present.
Niko: Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?
More quotes from GTA IV
I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.
Elizabeta: Everyone's a rat!
Niko: Not me.
Patrick McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Patrick McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.
Brucie: Nicky, we gotta get serious.
Niko: All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants.
You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.