This town is startin' to make me angry; angry and alone. And broke. Man, it's expensive to live here! Time for some commercials to refill the coffers. I've got a yoga bill like a motherfucker!

You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules.

Niko, let's go bowling.

You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.

I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.