Vlad: What's your name again?
Niko: Big mouth prick.

The FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your Johnson? Now... you can't always tell who the good guys are. I'm not a good guy. But I'm fighting with them, and guess what? So are you.

Niko: What is he talking about?
Roman: Brucie's a dreamer... he understands my vision.
Niko: Oh, so he's an idiot?

You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.

We won't see him again. The only thing that will hold him down is six feet of dirt.