A Quote from GTA IV
Doctor, Niko
Doctor: Did they die of natural causes?
Niko Bellic: I suppose... A bullet in the head is as close to natural causes as anything in this city.
More quotes from GTA IV
I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.
United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
Niko: I'd be impressed if you had been.
Patrick McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Patrick McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.
Dimitri Rascalov: I want to buy you a present.
Niko: Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?
Yeah, I've never dated a foreign guy before - a lot from another planet, but none from another country.