Dimitri Rascalov: I want to buy you a present.
Niko: Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?

I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.

Elizabeta: Everyone's a rat!
Niko: Not me.

You know, if there is one thing that I have learned, it is that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic. But we cannot change the rules.

Niko, let's go bowling.