They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?