I have witnessed dar too much, and you have given me too little. Finally, I can see.

Fine, I guess I'll just stay here and eat dirt or whatever.

YES! OH GOODNESS YES! I am a good dog… Fantastic stuff.

I want to wake up beside a handsome virgin every morning, but life doesn't give us what we want.

I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but that man is all cover and no pages.