A Quote from GTA V
Michael, Jimmy
Michael: Well, I had to. To protect you.
Jimmy: Yeah, keep telling yourself that, when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. Here we are. The bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of, like, force of habit.
More quotes from GTA V
Vote YES to proposition 208 and legalize medical Cocaine.
Seatbelt. Serious.
I am diversification personified... or personification diversified.
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?
