The FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your Johnson? Now... you can't always tell who the good guys are. I'm not a good guy. But I'm fighting with them, and guess what? So are you.

I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.

We won't see him again. The only thing that will hold him down is six feet of dirt.

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

This town is startin' to make me angry; angry and alone. And broke. Man, it's expensive to live here! Time for some commercials to refill the coffers. I've got a yoga bill like a motherfucker!