Niko: What is he talking about?
Roman: Brucie's a dreamer... he understands my vision.
Niko: Oh, so he's an idiot?

Niko, let's go bowling.

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

Brucie: Nicky, we gotta get serious.
Niko: All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants.

Yeah, I've never dated a foreign guy before - a lot from another planet, but none from another country.