A Quote from GTA IV
United Liberty Paper, Niko
United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
Niko: I'd be impressed if you had been.
More quotes from GTA IV
Brucie: Nicky, we gotta get serious.
Niko: All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants.
I have been to the other side. I have been there and it's incredible. They have flying elephants. They have men made out of chocolate. They have pizzas as big as the city. They have a prize for the a person with the biggest heart, not the biggest wallet.
You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.
I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.
Dimitri Rascalov: I want to buy you a present.
Niko: Will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?
