A Quote from GTA V

Michael

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Submitted by Kovah

Fabian:

Did someone say yoga?

Game: GTA V

Radio alert:

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

Game: GTA V

Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

Game: GTA V

Trevor:

The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises... or they ain't going!

Game: GTA V

Trevor to Ron:

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Game: GTA V

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