Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

Have you read the manual for this thing?

Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

What a shit show. I'll tell you what, you could take this desert, and stick it. My life may be a world of pain, but from here on out it's gonna be cool, comfortable, air-conditioned pain.