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A Quote from GTA V

Steve, Michael

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

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More quotes from GTA V

Radio alert:

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

Game: GTA V
Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.

Game: GTA V
Jimmy, Michael:

Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus fucking Christ.

Game: GTA V
Michael:

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Game: GTA V
Lester:

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun.

Game: GTA V

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