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Steve, Michael

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

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Beverly the Paparazzo :

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Game: GTA V
Jimmy:

Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."

Game: GTA V
Amanda De Santa, Michael:

Amanda De Santa: Get a center, Michael. You have no center.
Michael: How about you suck my cock?

Game: GTA V
Lester:

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun.

Game: GTA V
Michael, Franklin:

Michael: Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive.
Franklin: Damn straight.

Game: GTA V

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