I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

I am diversification personified... or personification diversified.

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun.

Michael: Come back, we'll order pizza.
Trevor: Fuck you! Fuck your pizza. Fuck everything it stands for!