A Quote from GTA IV
U.L. Paper
The FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your Johnson? Now... you can't always tell who the good guys are. I'm not a good guy. But I'm fighting with them, and guess what? So are you.
More quotes from GTA IV
Doctor: Did they die of natural causes?
Niko Bellic: I suppose... A bullet in the head is as close to natural causes as anything in this city.
I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.
Niko, let's go bowling.
I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin.
United Liberty Paper: You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?
Niko: I'd be impressed if you had been.