Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.