Oh, it's not over until I teabag every last one of you alien motherfuckers.

Give man a bullet, and he'll want a gun. Give man a gun, and he'll be giving away the bullets.

My flaming fists of fury will destroy you, fiend, hahaha! God, who writes this stuff?

It ain't the size that matters, it's how you use it.

Darkness isn't the opposite of light, it is simply the absence of a flamethrower.

Part of growing up is doing what's best for the people you care about, even if sometimes, that means hurting someone else.

They say... hope begins in the dark. But most just flail around in the blackness searching for their destiny. The darkness, for me, is where I shine.

Go ahead! Blow this place sky-high... You might get rid of ME, but you'll take down Aquinas, the power grid, the whole electronic infrastructure - is that what you want?! Are you completely nuts?!

Even in dark times, we cannot relinquish the things that make us human.

I looked for the truth. Found it. Didn't like it. Wish to hell I could forget it.

When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it ALWAYS concerns me, boyo.

Bet you didn't know your mom and dad tried to protest when we put you in training. They loved their little boy, JC, and that's why they're dead. I'm sending up the man who did the job.

It ain't no secret I didn't get these scars falling over in church.

I never had time to take the Oath of Service to the Coalition. How about this one? I swear not to rest until UNATCO is free of you and the other crooked bureaucrats who have perverted its mission.

Your moves are miscalculated and underestimating your enemies - your biggest mistake. You will find the will of a single man can be broken.