When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it ALWAYS concerns me, boyo.

Bet you didn't know your mom and dad tried to protest when we put you in training. They loved their little boy, JC, and that's why they're dead. I'm sending up the man who did the job.

It ain't no secret I didn't get these scars falling over in church.

I never had time to take the Oath of Service to the Coalition. How about this one? I swear not to rest until UNATCO is free of you and the other crooked bureaucrats who have perverted its mission.

Your moves are miscalculated and underestimating your enemies - your biggest mistake. You will find the will of a single man can be broken.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

The unplanned organism is a question asked by nature and answered by death. You are a different kind of question, with a different kind of answer.

You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands.

Batman: You want to know something funny? Even after everything you've done, I would have saved you.
The Joker: Actually, that is pretty funny.

Right... what the hell kind of a name is Soap, eh?

Thanks for the thank, he never get me anything.

I spill my drink!

A tech corporation acting unethically? Sounds out of character, but let's investigate anyway.

I'll give you the bad news first: One of your operatives has been kidnapped. Also, there's no good news.