There's a million words out there, and the man who needs to resort to "fuck this" and "fuck that" is just ignoirant or lazy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yourself!

Sam: Why do I keep running into locked doors?
Jones: Bad luck?
Rodriguez: You're always going the wrong way?
Hellfire: Doors hate you?
Kenny: Increased security in war zones?

Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. We all know what Sam does.

The moron who burns twice as bright, dies twice as fast.

Oh, it's not over until I teabag every last one of you alien motherfuckers.

Give man a bullet, and he'll want a gun. Give man a gun, and he'll be giving away the bullets.

My flaming fists of fury will destroy you, fiend, hahaha! God, who writes this stuff?

It ain't the size that matters, it's how you use it.

Darkness isn't the opposite of light, it is simply the absence of a flamethrower.

Part of growing up is doing what's best for the people you care about, even if sometimes, that means hurting someone else.

They say... hope begins in the dark. But most just flail around in the blackness searching for their destiny. The darkness, for me, is where I shine.

Go ahead! Blow this place sky-high... You might get rid of ME, but you'll take down Aquinas, the power grid, the whole electronic infrastructure - is that what you want?! Are you completely nuts?!

Even in dark times, we cannot relinquish the things that make us human.

I looked for the truth. Found it. Didn't like it. Wish to hell I could forget it.