Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.

The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises... or they ain't going!

I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Floyd: You gotta go, both of you. My girlfriend, she'd kill me if she knew I had guests.
Trevor: Not much of a girlfriend if she don't like your family. Now would you get me a fucking drink? I'm not gonna ask you again!