Lamar: The fucker got fucked. He fucked the fucker himself.
Trevor: Shut up.

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Seatbelt. Serious.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun... But well, you know how it is.

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.