Have you read the manual for this thing?

So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly ten years. But you'll keep for another day or so huh, old friend? You motherfucking fuck! I grieved for you! You weren't even fucking dead. You were my best friend. Well guess who's coming to shit on your doorstep, you fuck!

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off!