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A Quote from GTA V

Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

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More quotes from GTA V

Floyd, Trevor:

Floyd: Wade, I heard you was off smoking meth somewhere.
Trevor: No, not somewhere, here. He's gonna smoke meth here. Get me a fucking lighter.
Floyd: You can't smoke here.
Trevor: Okay.

Game: GTA V
Michael:

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun... But well, you know how it is.

Game: GTA V
Police helicopter co-pilot:

Have you read the manual for this thing?

Game: GTA V
Michael:

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

Game: GTA V
Ortega, Trevor:

Ortega: What the fuck, Trevor?
Trevor: This is the fuck, my soggy friend! You are out of business. The Lost MC are out of business. The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Philips Enterprise, or they ain't going!

Game: GTA V

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