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A Quote from GTA V

Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

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More quotes from GTA V

Trevor to Franklin as they get in a truck:

Seatbelt. Serious.

Game: GTA V
Michael, Trevor:

Michael: Come back, we'll order pizza.
Trevor: Fuck you! Fuck your pizza. Fuck everything it stands for!

Game: GTA V
Dr. Friedlander, Michael:

Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

Game: GTA V
Franklin:

Fuck man, you know how it is, homie. You just start running and shit. Then all of a sudden your legs give in and you just can't run no more.

Game: GTA V
Michael during a robbery:

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Game: GTA V

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