A Quote from GTA V

Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

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Lamar, Franklin:

Lamar: I'm getting my money in the hood, I'm straight, fool. I'm cool!
Franklin: You cool? Cool what? Slinging dope and throwing up gang signs?

Game: GTA V

Lamar to Franklin:

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

Game: GTA V

Fabian, Michael:

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Game: GTA V

Michael:

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

Game: GTA V

Michael to his son:

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

Game: GTA V

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German Quotes 689

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