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A Quote from GTA V

Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

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More quotes from GTA V

Fabian:

Did someone say yoga?

Game: GTA V
Steve, Michael:

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

Game: GTA V
Fabian, Michael:

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

Game: GTA V
Trevor, Wade:

Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.

Game: GTA V

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