A Quote from GTA V
Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner
Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.
More quotes from GTA V
We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.
Have you read the manual for this thing?
Michael: Come back, we'll order pizza.
Trevor: Fuck you! Fuck your pizza. Fuck everything it stands for!
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.
Michael: I'm trying to relate to you.
Jimmy: No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche.
Michael: Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial.