I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

I'll be there later to sign the contracts. Just ignore the bodies…

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

Lamar: I'm getting my money in the hood, I'm straight, fool. I'm cool!
Franklin: You cool? Cool what? Slinging dope and throwing up gang signs?