A Quote from GTA V

Fabian, Michael

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

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Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner:

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

Game: GTA V

Trevor showing Floyd his dick:

Mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done.

Game: GTA V

Trevor:

The morning after the night before.

Game: GTA V

Wade, Trevor:

Wade: Are we nearly there yet?
Trevor: No, Wade.
Wade: Are nearly NEARLY there?
Trevor: You keep this up, you're not gonna get there at all.

Game: GTA V

Michael, Franklin:

Michael: It's a foolish man who builds his house in sand, baby.
Franklin: I don't think my boy Matthew was thinking trucks when he wrote that shit.

Game: GTA V

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