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A Quote from GTA V

Fabian, Michael

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

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Michael to his son:

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

Game: GTA V
Jimmy:

Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

The morning after the night before.

Game: GTA V
Beverly the Paparazzo :

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Game: GTA V
Michael:

What a shit show. I'll tell you what, you could take this desert, and stick it. My life may be a world of pain, but from here on out it's gonna be cool, comfortable, air-conditioned pain.

Game: GTA V

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