You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.