I am diversification personified... or personification diversified.

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.

Have you read the manual for this thing?

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.