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A Quote from GTA V

Dr. Friedlander, Michael

Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

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More quotes from GTA V

Fabian, Michael:

Fabian: Namaste.
Michael: Nama-go-fuck-yourself.

Game: GTA V
Trevor, Wade:

Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

The morning after the night before.

Game: GTA V
Trevor:

I'll be there later to sign the contracts. Just ignore the bodies…

Game: GTA V
Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner:

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

Game: GTA V

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