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A Quote from GTA V

Dr. Friedlander, Michael

Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

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Amanda:

Stop it! You're ruining my yoga!

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Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
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Michael to his son:

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

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Radio:

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

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Trevor:

The morning after the night before.

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