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A Quote from GTA V

Dr. Friedlander, Michael

Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

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More quotes from GTA V

Michelle holding a flashlight while interrogating a prisoner:

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

Game: GTA V
Michael, Steve Haines:

Michael: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.

Game: GTA V
Lester:

We are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism, and brother, it's gonna be fun.

Game: GTA V
Beverly the Paparazzo :

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Game: GTA V
Redwood Cigarettes ad:

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Game: GTA V

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