A Quote from GTA V
Dr. Friedlander, Michael
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.
More quotes from GTA V
Lamar: The fucker got fucked. He fucked the fucker himself.
Trevor: Shut up.
Michael: It's a foolish man who builds his house in sand, baby.
Franklin: I don't think my boy Matthew was thinking trucks when he wrote that shit.
The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises... or they ain't going!
Michael: I'm trying to relate to you.
Jimmy: No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche.
Michael: Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial.
Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!