Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Michael: I'm trying to relate to you.
Jimmy: No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche.
Michael: Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial.