You're back, man. WE are back. All we gotta do is bust out Brad and then we're golden, man! Franklin, he makes us multicultural. Lester makes it cyber. We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Did someone say yoga?

Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
Michael: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.