Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Wade: Are we nearly there yet?
Trevor: No, Wade.
Wade: Are nearly NEARLY there?
Trevor: You keep this up, you're not gonna get there at all.

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

Lamar: The fucker got fucked. He fucked the fucker himself.
Trevor: Shut up.

Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.