Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

I am diversification personified... or personification diversified.

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

Trevor: So, we ready to go on this?
Wade: Yep, although Floyd don't think it's a good idea meetin' at the condo...
Trevor: Tell Floyd it's a great idea to meet at the condo, and tell him we'll need chips and dip and prostitutes.

Lester: It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
Michael: You can't put a price on freedom.