Top Quotes with the most Likes
Sam: Why do I keep running into locked doors?
Jones: Bad luck?
Rodriguez: You're always going the wrong way?
Hellfire: Doors hate you?
Kenny: Increased security in war zones?
I knew this was a bad idea, but, in the absence of any good ideas, I continued forward.
It's not you, it's me - I have standards.
Once out of nature I shall never take my bodily form from any natural thing, But such a form as Grecian goldsmiths make, of hammered gold and gold enamelling, to keep a drowsy Emperor awake; or set up a golden bough to sing, to lords and ladies of Byzantium, of what is past, or passing, or to come.
GLaDOS: Oh, thank God you're all right. You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson - where Caroline lives in my brain.
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Announcer: Caroline deleted.
GLaDOS: Goodbye, Caroline. You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson: the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest. Killing you? Is hard. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go.
GLaDOS starts Chell's elevator moving up; she laughs softly
GLaDOS: It's been fun. Don't come back.
Darkness isn't the opposite of light, it is simply the absence of a flamethrower.
Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression.That is unfortunately not packageable.
Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it.
Speaking of harm's way. Know what I see lookin' at you? Walking, talking corpses.
Yeah, who needs creepy, nosy cab drivers when you've got a clean AI to get you from point A to point B in style?
Weaponizing deamons. For a brighter tomorrow!
Unlike everything else in your life, the work you do here matters!
You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Remember, V - it's unwise to engage in idle time. I am sometimes known to be rather impatient.
