You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Swap meat for chrome, live a BD fantasy, whatever, but at the end of it all, it's the code you live by that defines who you are.

That girl is beat up from the feet up.

The Mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth. By my calculations, the easiest way to help a human is simply to destroy it. There's no point in prolonging a laughably fragile life.

[SUCCEEDED] NOT IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERRECTED HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.

Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?
CJ: No. I can take rejection.

He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun.

Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

We get dirty, and the world stays clean. That's the mission.

You know, I gotta come up with a title for you -- a rank, maybe. Somethin' to differentiate you from the other Slabs. How about... Super-Badass? Or, no, wait... Lord of Asskickery? I dunno. Somethin'll come to me.

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

Carl Johnson: Oh shit! Where you get this?
Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

Once upon a time, people were talking to graves and nobody batted an eyelid, right?

Announcer: Good Morning! You have been in suspension for nine, nine, nine, nine, nine nine...
Wheatley: Hello?
Announcer: This courtesy call is to inform all test subjects to vacate the Enrichment Center.
Wheatley: Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent.