I don't mean to judge a book by its cover, but that man is all cover and no pages.

Get up without my permission, I'll blast your ass so far trough your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

I have no interests in cooked flesh. The chef’s life is not for me.

Opening up a finely aged cask of whoop-ass.

UWULR HUWURR UWAARRRLARLRRLWAAA!

Can't think of anything I want dead right now. I'm sure I'll think of somethin', though.

Of all my Slabs, I gotta say, you're the least insane. Wish I coulda formed an army to fight Jack that didn't consist of lunatics and idiots, but hey. You play the cards you're dealt. Most of my cards just happen to have blood on 'em.

Man, I haven't been to Sanctuary since Roland kicked my ass out a few years back. It's lookin' nice. From where we're standin', you can see the spot where I ripped that snitch in half. Looks like they did a pretty good job cleanin' up the blood.

Cold? Hmmm... I guess that's just the way I am, sorry.

Hi, you've reached Rhys Strongfork, CEO and wartime general of Atlas corporation. Quick question: who the hell is this and how did you get on my secure line?!

Oh, you're here. Awesome. Zer0, let them in. Zer0? You here buddy? Open up the door. Great, now Zer0's missing. I guess I'll buzz you in myself, since the CEO has to do ALL the work around here!

Science cannot tell us everything. But it does separate humankind from beasts and music enthusiasts.

Your moves are miscalculated, and underestimating your enemies—your biggest mistake. You will find the will of a single man can be broken.

The life you knew before is gone. Today, we fight to bring it back.