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Trevor: You know what truckers do?
Lamar: Cut up women and get other dudes to jack 'em off?

Moira: It's like... Did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass together? Even if the peices fit, you can't make it whole again the way it was. But if you're clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Mabye something wonderful, like a mosaic. Well, the world broke like glass, and everyone's trying to put it back together like it was, but it'll never come together the same way.
Player: I don't know. Human nature doesn't change like that.
Moira: Maybe, I've certainly heard people say that. But isn't it also human nature to try to do better than we always have?

Thanks for the thank, he never get me anything.

Stay a while, and listen!

This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?

Assisting a human to the best of my abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate. That means there's a 75 percent chance that despite my efforts, the human I'm assisting will die from something beyond my control. Therefore it's better to hasten the human's death and put them out of their likely chance of misery than to deplete my limited time.

I'm a well-dressed maniac!

I was programmed to be helpful and answer any questions I was asked. I guess nobody bothered to restrict who I answer questions for.
That was probably pretty dumb, huh?

Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be until I fucked everything up.

You can't shake no hands when ye fist be clenched.

Be alone with my thoughts? Near on unachievable these days.

V: Doesn't it bother you?
Ozob: What?
V: The grenade. You know, the one on your face?
Ozob: Eh, you get used to it. I just gotta be carefull not to pull the pin when I wanna pick my nose.

Communism is the very definition of failure.

I've got some advice about getting covered in the propulsion gel.... do not get covered in the propulsion gel.