Dust and desert, arid plain
I dream of you, I call your name
A flower blooms, the petals fall
Sandglass empties, still I call
Ten years gone, my time is done
I journey home, my battles won
There's no-one waiting, no-one there
Just echoes, and an empty chair.

I've been to hell and back, and back to hell…and back.

CJ: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!

When you see Claptrap next, please let him know that none of my laboratory equipment has any interest in him romantically.

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.

A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him.

The curse of much knowledge is often indecision.

People don't forget. Nothing gets forgiven.

Sweet Johnson: You're dressed like a hooker!
Kendl: You two would know what a hooker looks like.
Carl Johnson: You say that like it's a bad thing.

The wider the smile, the bigger the lies.

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Łasice pozdrawiają wilki

Weasels salute the wolves

Seatbelt. Serious.

Sometimes two people find themselves at the wrong place at the right time.

Democracy is non-negotiable.

The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sands and rocks here stained with thousands of years of warfare... they will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With Vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him.