Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your son, James. He's a good kid?
Michael De Santa: He's a good kid? A good kid? Why? Does he help the fucking poor? No. He sits on his ass all day, smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that fucking game. If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

Mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done.