Here, take a few radiation Chems, as my little way of saying, "I'm sorry I twisted your DNA like a kitten a ball of yarn".

[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.

[SUCCEEDED] NOT IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERRECTED HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.

On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a "shut the fuck up and fix me".

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Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?

Freedom is the sovereign right of every American.

I'm going to kill you SO MUCH.

They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

Life is a negotiation. We all want. We all give to get what we want.

Stay a while, and listen!

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer.

We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment... and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.