You're either somebody or you fizzle out into nothin'. Night City don't let you choose.

Soldier 1: Hey - how's a scav different from an onion?
Soldier 2: How?
Soldier 1: Don't cry no tears when you slice 'n' dice 'em.

Yoga unifies the mind and body while freeing you from the limitations of dignity and self-respect. It's a work out, a philosophy, and a metaphor all rolled into one. It is everything. It is nothing. Be. Be nothing.

You were never burdened with intelligence, but your load seems to be especially light these days.

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

You look like you struggle with simple tasks.

Johnny: Well, that's what you get for a lifetime o' hustlin'.
V: Nice speech. Remind me not to invite you to my funeral.

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

Maiko: How'm I to deal with you?
V: Ah, don't mind me - just here to blend into the decor.

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.