Top Quotes with the most Likes
I've got a weapon for every situation. Hunting, protection, cold blooded murder, HOT blooded murder.
Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.
I have witnessed dar too much, and you have given me too little. Finally, I can see.
Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.
The road to Hell is paved - by Argent energy.
God took a rest day on the 7th, but we don't! 7 days of work all the time!
What's true and what IS, aren't always the same.
The honest philosopher is rewarded with poison; the hypocrite is rewarded with power.
Player: I'm going to replace all your memories with pictures of cats. Meow.
DiMA: Well, I suppose that would certainly make remembering some of my darker hours more... fuzzy.
Wyll gave up his father to have freedom? An understandable decision.
This is all your fault
Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.
Sharon spilled coffee on my new shirt while we were in the lounge this morning. I told her it was fine and we had a good laugh about the whole thing. If she does it again I'll stab her in the fucking throat with my pen.
She's a good kid.
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.
Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services.
