Danse: "Keep away from me, you filthy ghoul."
Hancock: "Don't flatter yourself, crew cut. You ain't my type."

Cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously.

You were never burdened with intelligence, but your load seems to be especially light these days.

Do you feel like a hero now?

It's like... Did you ever try to put a broken piece of glass back together? Even if the pieces fit, you can't make it whole again the way it was. But if you're clever, you can still use the pieces to make other useful things. Maybe even something wonderful, like a mosaic.

It’s been seven years since I left. It’s no paradise - but it’s home. And it’s worth saving.

We don't have to dream we are important. We are.

This is all much more exciting than domestic life I assure you!

God appears, and God is light,
to those poor souls who well in night,
but does a human form display,
to those who dwell in realms of day.

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

This is all your fault

Even at the worst of times, things aren't so bad when you're around, sir/mum.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

One of the joys of top notch taste receptors is getting to enjoy the full flavour without the nasty hangover.

I am so much more than what you made me.