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The morning after the night before.
I miss the internet...
Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I sent him a picture of my balls. "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something, and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Swordfighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say.
It seems Salazar's having difficulties taming the American pig. Salazar had his chance. Krauser, go get the girl! Oh... and dispose of this swine while you're at it.
A memory is something that is consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes, it can be mistaken or wrong. It's different from a memory locked deep within your heart.
Say whatever you please... DIE, YOU WORM!
I never had time to take the Oath of Service to the Coalition. How about this one? I swear not to rest until UNATCO is free of you and the other crooked bureaucrats who have perverted its mission.
Given enough time, any man may master the physical. Given enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is a true warrior, who can master both.
I'm the leading man. Do you know what they say about the leading man? He never dies.
Bet you didn't know your mom and dad tried to protest when we put you in training. They loved their little boy, JC, and that's why they're dead. I'm sending up the man who did the job.
What is a man but the sum of his memories? We are the stories we live! The tales we tell ourselves!
When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it ALWAYS concerns me, boyo.
Listen, if I had to choose who to hole up with on a desert island, it wouldn't be you. Ever. Hell, the whole cast of "Little Big Corporats" would have you beat. 'Cause you're a dickhead, in a big way. And sure, plenty of other out there are more deservin' of life. but even so... I'd never wish you dead.
She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.
