You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook the shit up!

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

Get up without my permission, I'll blast your ass so far trough your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

Well, his name's really Bob. I think it's funny to call him Herbert. But I don't think he thinks it's that funny.

But with this guy, it might have cost me some bad burns or an ass-rape. I'm all for risking my life, but I'm a little sensitive about asshole.

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.

This is all your fault

Do you feel like a hero now?

Cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously.

Can you even remember why you came here?