What in the goddamn?

Steve Haines: Those bastards love to sell drugs.
Trevor: Who doesn't?

Did someone say yoga?

I'm sending a tow truck and a share of your fee. Yet only one of those is going to your credit acount, hahaha!

Ortega: What the fuck, Trevor?
Trevor: This is the fuck, my soggy friend! You are out of business. The Lost MC are out of business. The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Philips Enterprise, or they ain't going!

Teach them to fear us.

Sword, give me strength.

Give man a bullet, and he'll want a gun. Give man a gun, and he'll be giving away the bullets.

The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprises... or they ain't going!

Kiss my arse. I'm the Lord of Murder - I'll show you why.

V: Don't look like your typical Chinese chef...
Keisuke: And you don't look like a typical fuckin' customer.

Given enough time, any man may master the physical. Given enough knowledge, any man may become wise. It is a true warrior, who can master both.

I'm the leading man. Do you know what they say about the leading man? He never dies.

Bet you didn't know your mom and dad tried to protest when we put you in training. They loved their little boy, JC, and that's why they're dead. I'm sending up the man who did the job.

What is a man but the sum of his memories? We are the stories we live! The tales we tell ourselves!