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When a man with a singsong voice tells me to fuck off, it ALWAYS concerns me, boyo.
Ok. We need to lighten the mood.
It's only that one spot you need armoured too - the one the bullet hits.
Listen, if I had to choose who to hole up with on a desert island, it wouldn't be you. Ever. Hell, the whole cast of "Little Big Corporats" would have you beat. 'Cause you're a dickhead, in a big way. And sure, plenty of other out there are more deservin' of life. but even so... I'd never wish you dead.
She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.
Even in dark times, we cannot relinquish the things that make us human.
We won't see him again. The only thing that will hold him down is six feet of dirt.
I've taken more pleasant shits than you, Mizora.
For I am death. And I am not the end - I am a beginning.
Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.
What a shit show. I'll tell you what, you could take this desert, and stick it. My life may be a world of pain, but from here on out it's gonna be cool, comfortable, air-conditioned pain.
Simeon: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Franklin: What?
On Sue
Sue is mean and not nice
That is why I shot her twice.
The end
I've always maintained it's the same for all you termites in Heywood. Born here, live her, die here.
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun... But well, you know how it is.
