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It ain't no secret I didn't get these scars falling over in church.
Fighting was the only thing I was ever good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in.
Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that.
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
I'm going to kill you SO MUCH.
Freedom is the sovereign right of every American.
[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?
On a scale of one to ten, I'd say it's a "shut the fuck up and fix me".
[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.
Here, take a few radiation Chems, as my little way of saying, "I'm sorry I twisted your DNA like a kitten a ball of yarn".
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot?
You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook the shit up!
Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.
Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.