She just needs to realize the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning.

Who are you, that do not know your history?

Commie ghosts what don't know they're dead. Hoping to steal our rockets so they can fly up and paint the moon pink and draw a Lenin face on it.

We don't have to dream we are important. We are.

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

Also, I might have... umm... sort of... plowed his daughter. A little.

Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to.

Jimmy? Little Jimmy - my, how you're grown up. So good of you to come visit your grandma.

Longing makes the heart grow founder, but I've always been a fan of hog-typing my lovers to make sure they can't escape.

Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

[Barter 40] Dr. Courier diagnoses a terminally low discussion of caps in this conversation.

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Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have.

[Speech 40/50] But the girl is sick.With classic symptoms of, uh... Vagina Dentata?