COMMUNISM IS A LIE!

BETTER DEAD THAN RED!

I...DIE...SO THAT...DEMOCRACY... MAY...LIVE.

I am lightning!

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. Watch me kill your favorite cat.

What are you doing?

Why do you refuse to gain power? The power of our father Sparda?

So… this is what they call a "heart-warming family reunion"?

Where is the cake? I was told that there would be cake. The cake is a lie.

I have been hoping for new Prey!

Are you man enough to fight with me?

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

So a ghoul walks into a bar...
Bartender says: "We don't serve any ghouls here."
Ghoul says: "That's fine. Is the human fresh?"

The Railroad? Aren't they busy liberating vending machines and saving computers?

Danse: "Keep away from me, you filthy ghoul."
Hancock: "Don't flatter yourself, crew cut. You ain't my type."