Have you read the manual for this thing?

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

Chinese people – who wants to get killed in our movie?

All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breathe, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.

How about I read you a story? Once upon a time there were three little pigs. I'm emphasising the past tense because they all died. Just like you will. I really like the story.

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Michael: Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive.
Franklin: Damn straight.

Lamar: I'm getting my money in the hood, I'm straight, fool. I'm cool!
Franklin: You cool? Cool what? Slinging dope and throwing up gang signs?

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Fuck man, you know how it is, homie. You just start running and shit. Then all of a sudden your legs give in and you just can't run no more.

You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

You make me want a lobotomy!

Bring me my coffee or I'm gonna cut your arm off!

We're fixing the problems that we made, together, which is why it's only fair that you pay for the problems, together.