Democracy is non-negotiable.

I've got some advice about getting covered in the propulsion gel.... do not get covered in the propulsion gel.

All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way, keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breathe, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping, because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.

Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive.

The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

Chinese people – who wants to get killed in our movie?

That girl is beat up from the feet up.

It was crazy as hell. He must've been tweaking. I know I am. You got a washing machine I could take apart?

GTA, pretty much the same as the last game.

Have you read the manual for this thing?

Stop it! You're ruining my yoga!

Yoga unifies the mind and body while freeing you from the limitations of dignity and self-respect. It's a work out, a philosophy, and a metaphor all rolled into one. It is everything. It is nothing. Be. Be nothing.

Redwood Cigarettes: great for when you're resting in the hospital, playing tennis, or jogging.

Trevor: Well, hello there beautiful. Here, (hands over money) go buy yourself something nice.
Aunt: This is seven dollars?!?!
Trevor: I said something nice, not something expensive…!

She looks like a bloodhound in front of a wind mill.

Maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-Yee ass haircut you got you’d get some bitches on your dick.

I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shitt, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I shoulda been a surgeon. That’s what I shoulda been…

Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.

Vote YES to proposition 208 and legalize medical Cocaine.

I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!

Look, I Love You Jimmy, But You’re An A**hole.

Remember To Turn Off Your Cell Phones, And Please Don’t Masturbate.

What's true and what IS, aren't always the same.

I realize now that it will take time, that the road ahead is long and shrouded in darkness. It is a road that will not always take me where I wish to go and I doubt I will live to see its end, but I will travel down it, nonetheless. For at my side walks hope in the face of all that insists I turn back, I carry on and this...this is my compromise.

There's always a man. There's always a lighthouse There's always a city.